This is an interview done by the SD team members! Enjoy reading!

*Recorder turned on*

Kiyota (Head Admin): Good day, people! We now move on to the everyday life of our lovable SD basketball players…

Aota: Wait a minute! I am too good to be a silly basketball player.

Hisoka (Head Admin): Okay, we’ll change it. To the everyday life of our SD members! Is that all right, Aota-kun?

Aota: Hmmm, good. It would be better if you do a little more intro about me.
Akagi: Give me a break.

Digi (Fandom Master): We’ll let you be known first to the people reading this article. So give a few words about yourself, ok? (And we really emphasize the word “FEW”)

Sakuragi: This is Sakuragi Hanamichi, Tensai Basketman! Be honored to meet me! Nyahahahahahaha!!!
Yohei: This is Mito Yohei, the greatest and most-feared of all fighters. All I can say is, don’t mind Hanamichi’s maniacal behavior.
Sendoh: Hey guys, this is Sendoh Akira, from Ryonan. All I can say is, I love lemons! (Whoa, were those female screams?)
Rukawa: Rukawa Kaede. (Rukawa no Miko screams: RUKAWA-KUN!! I WAS WAITING FOR YOU!!!!!) If I go through with this interview, you have to promise to leave me alone.
Mitsui: This is the genius natural-born three-pointer MVP shooting guard and ace of Shohoku, Mitsui Hisashi! To my adorable fans, you mustn’t miss this exclusive interview of me! (Come on, can’t any one of you guys scream for me?)
Miyagi: I am Miyagi Ryota, the number 1 point guard in Japan! I am also Aya-chan’s number 1 admirer!
Akagi: This is Akagi Takenori of Shohoku. Those without guts, don’t dare read this!
Aota: (Sorry people, the team tied him up in a chair so we can finish this article without his novel-length introduction about himself.)

SD Team: Now here are the well-known SD characters every one of us know and love! So let’s get down to their high school life!

Question # 1 What are your fave subjects?

Sakuragi: Physical Education! I could ace that in a breeze without studying! ‘Cause I’m a tensai athlete! Nyahahahahahaha!!!
Yohei: In short, that’s the only subject he can ever have a chance of ping.
Sakuragi: Nandatou?! Say that again!
Yohei: Nothing…

Yukino (Fanfic Admin): What about you Yohei?

Yohei: Ore? School and I just don’t click. I’d choose lunch.
Sendoh: Cooking cl! Ahh, I can almost smell the aroma of lemon and fish right now…
Rukawa: None…all of them are boring.

Rukawa no Miko (Fanfic “Underling”): Oh come on, don’t you have a subject that you, well, can do a little better than everything else?

Rukawa: English, I guess. I need it when I go to America. But the sensei there’s a boring loudmouth.

Mitsui: Hmmm…I’m not really sure yet…Is there a basketball clout there?
Miyagi: Any clwill be perfect as long as Aya-chan’s with me!
Akagi: Physics. Actually I like all subjects but Physics is a little more challenging to me.
Sakuragi: Megane-Gori! We should call you Gorilla Nerd!! Nyahahaha—
BONK!
Aota: JUDO CLUB! (Akagi: Baka! That isn’t a cl!)

Question # 2 Uhhh…okay then, this time which is the subject you despise above all cles?

Sakuragi: Math stinks! So many equations on the board, it makes me feel dizzy!
Ayako: Yeah, you should’ve seen him in games when he can’t even count how much more points Rukawa has than him!
Sakuragi: Ayako-san! Where’d you come from?! You must be a witch!
Yohei: That clwhen that really really loud teacher keeps on pestering me. Forgot what it was called.
Sendoh: I absolutely can’t understand English. I mean, if I’m going to be stuck in Japan, why bother learning it? Also, it doesn’t help with my fishing.
Rukawa:…that one clwhen the sensei keeps slapping me with his fan and disturbing my sleep.
Mitsui: Values Education. It makes me remember my past as a delinquent; I don’t wanna relive it anymore.
Sakuragi: You mean that time when you have no front teeth?
Mitsui: URUSE!!
Miyagi: Physical Education. Whenever they take a height examination there I really feel embarred. Of course, if Aya-chan’s there…
Ayako: (hits Miyagi with her fan weapon) Hentai!
Akagi: I haven’t given a thought about hating any. They’re already there, so you might as well join them.
Aota: Ditto PE. Especially that time when Akagi said my legs were short because of Judo…
Akagi: You said it. Not me.

Chii (Website programmer): These are really good facts! (The team silently prays that they go through this interview in one piece)

Question # 3 What do you usually buy when you go to the cafeteria?

Sakuragi: Noodles! But if I’m hungry, I can eat anything in seconds! (But Haruko-san’s cooking is still the best!)
Rukawa: Go eat rocks then.
Sakuragi: Shiine, Rukawa!!
Yohei: Same as Hanamichi. But I like the noodles better from that vendor across the street here.
Sendoh: There aren’t any lemons in the caf, so I always eat fish with my bag of fresh lemons. Want some?
Rukawa: Apple.
Mitsui: Anything soft and chewy.
Sakuragi: Yeah! Be careful or your false teeth might come out! Nyahahahahaha!!!
Mitsui: I swear, Hanamichi, when I get my hands on you…!
Miyagi: I go grab anything that Aya-chan chooses that day.
Akagi: Anything healthy. Rice cakes are good.
Sakuragi: Come on, Gori! Admit that you like bananas best! Nyahaha—
BONK!# 2
Aota: Hmmm…I wanna find out first that Haruko-chan likes.

Question # 4 If you could change something about school, what would it be?

Sakuragi: I would make the girls and boys have PE together. That way I could see Haruko-san in her cute uniform. Kawaii!
Yohei: I will start a rule that all of the students can stand up or hit things at the sensei if they want to. Also, fights inside the school and peeping in the girls’ locker room are allowed.
Sendoh: All the lunch people should serve fish AND lemons everyday!
Rukawa: I have the right to sleep and skip clif I want to.
Mitsui: The school would allow all students to wear casual clothing, so we could show our fashion statement.

Dear Megumi (Sidekick; Hisoka’s love^_^): Oh? What would you wear?

Mitsui: Anything cool. Leather jackets and stuff. (winks at Megumi. Kiyota has to hold Hisoka back from killing Mitsui)

Miyagi: I will make a rule about height discrimination. Those who break it will clean the whole campus with a toothbrush!
Akagi: We should declare basketball the sport regarded above all in Shohoku High!
Aota: We should declare judo the best and most important sport in Shohoku High!
Akagi: Nani? You want us to have shorter legs too?!
Aota: That does it, Akagi! You’re going down!!

Milop (Game Master): O-oi! Yamete kudasaiiiiii!!!! HELP!

*A lot of smashing and punching sounds before recorder turns off*

Well, that’s the whole tape. Although we pretty endured some severe cuts, bruises, broken bones, etc.–you get the idea–we managed to have put together an exclusive once-in-a-lifetime interview for all to see. Of course, nothing is too good for the SD fans who expect the best from our site. Ja ne!—SD Team (waves from the hospital window)

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--Rukawa no Miko ^_^